Gets in my car, drives to the airport, boards a flight to the UK…arrives… gets out of the airport then goes to Buckingham palace where I watch as Prince Charles and Harry shovel the courtyard free from snow.

Prince Harry: Why are we doing this father?

Prince Charles: Cause you and me did very naughty things.

The Queen opens the window and yells: And when you are done with that. You can take down the Christmas decorations you keep forgetting to take down!

Walks down the street see John Cleese wearing a sandwich board in bold letters reads “I AM NOT JOHN CLEASE OF MONTY PYTHON GO AWAY OR I TAWNT YOU A SECOND TIME!

Gets a cab then goes to a trainstation. Buys her ticket then goes to the station’s Lounge she orders a pint of Newcastle the looks to her left and finds Noel Fielding sitting at the bar.

Looks over at Noel Fielding then back at her drink, looks over at Noel Fielding a second time then back at her drink
Me: Yeah…you knew you were playing with fire when you were tarting around behind Dee right?

Noel palms his face: Look mate it’s bad enough she left me but now Julian is all cuddles and hugs and “Ohhh Poor man here let me get you a throw and a cup of tea and we can talk about our feelin's.”

Me: Well at least he cares man.

Noel: He is getting a bit too caring if you know what I mean.

Julian comes into the bar holding a bouquet of flowers and a huge box of sweeties.

Julian: Alright you get one shot Barrett

Gets on the train takes her seat puts on her head phones watches the BBC news:

BBC announcer: Today in other news Russell Brand was found not naked and actually clothed as he was out shopping in Camden. The police arrested him anyway since according to a Scotland Yard spokesperson “Because it’s just become routine...”

Arrives at a station sees a sign “Welcome to Wales, Not Ireland, Not Scotland, Not England, Wales.”
Gets in a cab that has a sheep for a driver. Hands a peice of paper to the driver “Okay this place please.”

Cab Driver: Baa.

Sits back and enjoys Wales as the sheep drives.

Cab Driver: Mbaa?

Me: Uh…Stateside Michigan actually."

Cab Driver: MmBaa, mmbaa?

Me: Oh here on business probably not long.

Cab Driver: Mbaa?

Me: I’m a writer slash filmmaker.

Cab Driver: Mbaa?

Me: Yeah I thought it sucked too.

Arrives at my desitonation: thanks… Oh here’s your tip…

Takes some grass out of her pocket and hands it over to the driver.
Sheep looks at it has a not so pleasant look on his face then tosses it over his shoulder.

Cab Driver: Baaa.

Goes up to the door sees a cat in the window chatting on Facebook knocks on the door. Halian From Planet Zork opens the door.

“HI i’m Alice600! And this is for your beautiful artwork.” Jumps up and Glomps you

“THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!”

This was a wonderful surprise after the horrible weekend I had last weekend! I was walking around the house getting work done while barefoot and some of the floor came loose in the kitchen and I got two to three gashes on my foot that hurt as it bled for a few hours. So drowning in homework and my foot in pain and bandaged up and having a few bouts of vertigo. I decided to go over HFPK’s deviant art page to read some comics to cheer myself up. Well I finally had a smile on my face as saw part of the first images of my story come to life.

Trust me as a writer who only saw this in her brain while she was writing it on paper it really is a thrill. It’s like well I can’t describe it. It’s just an incredible feeling of joy.

And I am a bit nervus because my work is my soul and to bear my soul is something I don't do much. I guess I got this big outershell that I need to break out of and freely express my true feelings.

BTW the story above is fictional didn't happen and I am quite sure the queen has professionals doing her courtyard. Russell Brand isn't being arrested on a daily basis. Noel Fielding isn't being stalked by Julian Barrett. Sheep don't drive cabs in Wales. And Wales doesn't welcome you with that sign.
Thank You